Ahoy, comrades, just checking in. It’s been a while, and we want to take this opportunity to remind you about all the shit we got coming up from your favorite assholes this Summer. The official “street date” for the Elway EP and the Dan Andriano/Brendan Kelly split 7″ is on July 10th. Mailorders should arrive by then, but we’re at the mercy of the manufacturer. We’re just helpless cogs in all of this, ahhh! But we digress, the important shit to note is that digital versions of the aforementioned releases are in fact already available through iTunes, Amazon, Spotify, etc. And if you’re dying to hear that stuff early, it’s available online, so be like Bieber and knock yourself out (no glass wall required).

Up next in the month of August, we’ll have new full-length albums from Masked Intruder and those famous Philly fuck-ups, The Holy Mess. Good records, and both produced by our cheeky chum, Matt Allison at Atlas Studios. So yeah, August = stoked. To hold you over until then, we’re releasing another one of our teaser singles for The Holy Mess called Cold Goodbyes, which will offer 3 new songs for real cheap, so look for that thing on iTunes and shit on June 26th. Red Scare nerds will get a kick out of the third track on this, we promise! Pics or it didn’t happen: